Inspiration - Chapter 9

As Felix came to, he couldn't help feeling like he had been battered from head to toe by an entire kitchen full of stainless steel saucepans. Which wasn't far from the truth, except that he didn't have an entire kitchen full of stainless steel saucepans. As he gingerly felt around him he winced – it felt like his arm was broken in two places (it was). More worryingly, it felt like he wasn't wearing anything except a lion skin cape (he wasn't). Entirely confused by his surroundings and a little bit weak from the pain, he decided that by far the easiest course of action was to black out for a little while longer, so he did.